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Mistresses



A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."Check this out....!!?
Now this is the funniest mistresses joke i've read so far. I want to forward it to someone i know wakakakakaka. Thanks Myra. I am laughing so hard now.
Hehehe thanks for the laugh, what a money face she is !Check this out....!!?
Thanks, Myra...this joke is the best so far for this month. I am laughing too much that my whole body is aching...ouch...and that is really not helping my bruises lol...hahahaha...very funny.

-----wish I was the first wife----- hahahahhahahahahhaha.......
hahaha, that was good. She's correct, their's was better...
Luckily the wife never take off her high heels and ask the husband "Ini kenal apa ni?? Aku bagi di muka engkau, mistress, makcik pun nanti engkau tak dapat!
Nice! Hahahahha
Gee... can I have my own mistress too?
i find it intriguing! hahahaha
Money talk.
lol good joke, it simply goes to show, money conquers all.
hahaha.. LOL..
hahahaha...thanks... i have a bad day today...
you have light my day!
too bad i got no money i cant have beautiful mistress