Our Mistress Is Better?

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.



His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"



"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."



"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.



"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."



"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."



Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.



"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.



"That's his mistress," says her husband.



She replies, "Ours is prettier."Our Mistress Is Better?
lol
Very funny lolOur Mistress Is Better?
spoiled little gold digger.............lol
Lol! Good one.. thanks for the laugh and the 2 points
Good one!!~
thanks for the laugh
Hilarious!!!! Thanks for posting this one.
To answer the question you really asked_(OUR MISTRESS IS BETTER?_no mistress is good or better than another mistress, she is coming between a husband and a wife

BUT,,,,, VERY FUNNY JOKE VERY
nice...lmao
lol, that was funny in a typical kinda way-i'm a bit like that myself.
oh that is so bad!!! lol lol lol
kool funny





A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
nice one .. thanx for sharing
Hilarious, thank allot for the laugh.
LOL...That is so not right.
jajajaja NICE!!
nice
That's a cute joke about a greedy little gold digging helfer. But you know why it's so funny? Because it happens all the time in real life.
ha ha
funny
there it is......women are smarter!
That was truly a good one.
funny...ha ha ha
better hope he doesn't leave her for the mistress
I really liked that one...It's a classic case of knowing which side the bread is buttered on.. 1111
Hahahaha.good one
hahahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaa!!!! i already loled but i can do it again. lol