Funny Signs to tickle your funny bone, I hope. lol?

Signs and notices 01

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.



Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "



At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."



Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"



At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"



Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."



In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."



On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."



A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"



A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."





Signs and notices 03

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.



At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."



In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."



On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"



On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."



In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."



In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."



In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."



In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."



In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"







Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."



In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"



In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."



In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."



In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."



On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."



On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."



On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."



In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your carFunny Signs to tickle your funny bone, I hope. lol?
Very funny Hyacinth.I needed a good laugh today and I knew just where to come.I really liked the one about the maternity ward-No kids allowed.Very good,thank you and thanks to the others who also posted some funny ones.Have a great day and heres a star.
On a septic tank pumping company truck, " # 1 in the # 2 business."



Car radiator repair company , "The best place in town to take a leak."



In the men's bathroom of a store, "We aim to please. You aim too please."Funny Signs to tickle your funny bone, I hope. lol?
Very nice everyone, thanks.
very funny!!! lol just goes to show the stupidity of the human race.=) haha
Weight limit on highway, sharp curves!
those are great and clean too thank you for the laugh i gave them a star may God bless and protect you
Excellent laughs yet once again to brighten my morning.

GOD BLESS!
The sign at the porta-potty home office...... "We'll take it anyone"
They are all funny and I really had to laugh at the "Sister's of Mercy"! Thanks I needed a good laugh - just got attacked by by arm eating rose bushes while attempting to trim and clean them up - get the point ha ha. ( I know that was a corny one - oh well : ) Have a Blessed day everyone!!!