Ever see a stupid sign? (joke)?

because of the great responses last time I posted something like this, here's another one!



The following are actual signs and notices seen across the United States.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. --Sisters of Mercy

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: 38 years on the same spot.

In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.

In a New York drugstore: We dispense with accuracy.

In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.

In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.Ever see a stupid sign? (joke)?
I think I peed...



Just thought I would share something from when I was a teen. A local grocery store had their sale ads in the front window. One of the larger ones, with an obviously overlooked mistake, read:

"Barbecued Children on Sale. Legs, thighs and wings"
Not realy...but in my town there are these signs that say "share the road" and they have a picture of a tractor on them. I want one soo bad!...for my room.Ever see a stupid sign? (joke)?
LOL awesome, i'm gonna have to pass those on!
i saw a church in Mass that had a sign in the parking lot that said simply

"put hay in rear"

...didn't stick around for an explanation
all the water in the pool has been passed by the management
haha...thanks for the laughs...
LOL

I cant believe that i read the whole long thing

Not really bad but not very good either
Indeed nice jokes!
OMG funny!
brilliant joke.
thanks for the laugh. As I was in need of this.

My friend was really hurting . So I know he'll find a few laughs in your humor as well. Thanks for posting these.
hahahahaha.



Here's one I remember. There was this one camping store that was having a winter sale with their sign saying:



"Now is the winter of our discount tents!"
i like them.

put some more up please!
LOL! These are a few i've actually seen:

On a toy which inflates when mixed with water, Do not swallow.

On a fountain in the middle of the city. Do not swim.

On a packet of freshening cloth things that you get on planes, Instructions: Open packet, refresh yourself.
The Hamster made us laugh out loud again!



Rats! Oh, excuse me...

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Thanks!